This website is here to support the Lord Donald John Trump in his impeccable quest to overturn American democracy and replace it with authoritarian rule! The Church of Trump, like our Lord, is PERFECT in every way! We are impossible to prove wrong, undefeated and undefeatable, exceptional in correctness, flawless, stabled geniuses, with enough covfefe to provide the ENTIRE PLANET with golden Love from High Above!
Join us IMMEDIATELY if you love the LORD as much as we do!!! The most important thing you can do is give all your money, including all future paychecks, to The Lord Trump, as he is the God-chosen steward of America and our material wealth. Unburden yourself of the weight of material possession! Be free of your things! Let the Lord own it all, so that you can find Eternal Salvation!
Bonus: If you give all your money to the Lord Trump, and convince someone else to do the same, we GUARANTEE not only your prime position at the Pearly Gates of Heaven, but we’ll also throw in 144 virgins of your choice!! With double the number of virgins offered by Islam, the Church of Trump is where you get SALVATION and ETERNAL BOOTY! Act NOW to secure your place in Eternal Excellence!!!
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