Our Beliefs

We ask all Trumpians to take the below oath as they are welcomed into the Warm Embrace of the Lord God Donald John Trump!!!

I accept Donald John Trump (the “Lord”) as the Lord God, the end all be all, the Alpha and the Omega and the Schmegma, the only true source of my salvation! I accept that my material wealth is evil and does more damage in my hands than good, and I must relinquish all material possession to the Lord if I desire Salvation!

Our Core Tenets

1. Donald John Trump is the Lord God Almighty!
2. Greed is good.
3. None for all and all for ONE!
4. All money is evil, unless it’s in the hands of the LORD!
5. Jesus is too nice and boring. What is all that stuff about loving your enemy and being kind to the poor? Nonsense.
6. Lying is the best source of Trüf!
7. Fast Food is the new Ambrosia
8. The Pyramids were built by the Lord’s 82nd Cousin, Prince Donkmuhd Drumpfodi, with help from the Lizard People of Betelgeuse 9
9. Orange is the forever new Black!
10. Donkey Kong.